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Last Updated: 27.06.2025 00:21

Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
I’m 17 and looking for a girl. What do I do?
No, not a chance
Freaks and Cheeks
Thumbs down again.
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Then came..
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So they tried
Why do narcissist move on so easily?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Just Forget it!
No way
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Everyone loved it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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They put up a sign reading
Hysterias & Posteriors
Catatonics & High Colonics
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share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Loons and Moons
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Next, they tried...
So, the docs changed it to read
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Unacceptable again!
Minds and Behinds
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What is your favourite summer outfit? Why?
No go.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Nuts and Butts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones