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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 27.06.2025 00:21

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Still no good.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

I’m 17 and looking for a girl. What do I do?

No, not a chance

Freaks and Cheeks

Thumbs down again.

Utah now one of 36 states that have seen measles cases this year - Deseret News

Then came..

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

So they tried

Why do narcissist move on so easily?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Just Forget it!

No way

Why do flat Earthers still exist even though it is scientifically proven that the Earth is spherical?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Everyone loved it.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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They put up a sign reading

Hysterias & Posteriors

Catatonics & High Colonics

Are there any types of headphones or earbuds that are specifically designed for wearing overnight?

share office space ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Loons and Moons

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Next, they tried...

So, the docs changed it to read

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

2025 Nashville Superspeedway pit stall assignments - NASCAR.com

Unacceptable again!

Minds and Behinds

What is your favourite summer outfit? Why?

No go.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

I use email aliases to hide my Gmail address, and it's the best privacy move I can recommend - Android Authority

Still no good

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Nuts and Butts

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones